ahaha i present to you awfully funny quotes. (: edited for clarity and paraphrased due to my pathetic memory at certain instances, but well, i tried to keep them authentic, heehee. xD

from convo between jx, charmaine and me:-
1. we discover a misnomer (or so we think, anyway).

Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Cos they used the iron things on me
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
OUCH LAH
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
STUPID
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
It had better be worth it.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
OO
{fior\zongmin!} says:
iron things ?!
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Iron as in clothes iron
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
To break the sulphide(??) bonds in my hair
{fior\zongmin!} says:
uh
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
And straighten it.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
sounds like rebonding T_T
{fior\zongmin!} says:
eh
{fior\zongmin!} says:
rebonding breaks the bonds right
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Straightened, yes
{fior\zongmin!} says:
HOW COME IT IS CALLED RE-BONDING D:
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
But not rebonded.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
(sorry for the caps)
{fior\zongmin!} says:
(but seriously Oo)
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Cos you break the bonds and join them back ...
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
OH YEAH
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE

2. kaka reeves, or (ahem) cocoa leaves?!

{fior\zongmin!} says:
oh
{fior\zongmin!} says:
jx's actually naming her footballer
{fior\zongmin!} says:
alexander keanu reeves?!
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Yeah
{fior\zongmin!} says:
D:
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
And erm
{fior\zongmin!} says:
okay
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
The K is not keanu
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
It's kaka
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
My suggestion
{fior\zongmin!} says:
Oo
{fior\zongmin!} says:
HAHAHA
{fior\zongmin!} says:
initially she wanted keanu right D:
{fior\zongmin!} says:
but hmm
{fior\zongmin!} says:
alexander kaka reeves D:
{fior\zongmin!} says:
okay not funny.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
why do i think of
{fior\zongmin!} says:
cocoa leaves Oo
[...]
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
AHAHAA
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
I LAUGH
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Gets me ALL THE TIME.

3. um, incidentally, three is (really) for a pun on three.

jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
WALES
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
JX !!!
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
WHO IS GOING!
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
?
{fior\zongmin!} says:
I WANT TO GO
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I WANT TO GO TOO.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
jx say i want to go three
{fior\zongmin!} says:
and we will be three happy people (:
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
I WANT TO GO THREE
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
HAHA
{fior\zongmin!} says:
YAYYYYYYYY
{fior\zongmin!} says:
hahaha

4. people whose parents follow traffic rules for them, will find a way to retaliate.

Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
But since he funds me.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I WILL GET MY WAY
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I CAN'T TAKE BUSES ?
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
FINE.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I WILL GO TO WALES

5. we introduce you to the world of quirky animals.

Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I'm a bit scared I'll see a puffin
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
And it will meow.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Or walk up to me and shake my hand.
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
shake its hand...I can practically imagine the puffin speaking
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
(donald duck)
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
YES.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Like
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Hello !!!
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I'm puffin
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Would you like a cup of tea ?
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
and I'm thinking Mr Bean.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Ew.
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
a hamster which meows? somehow i'm reminded of this. -.-
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Or worse
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
What if it barks !!!
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
0.0
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Oh no oh no
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
OR.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
no la as in
{fior\zongmin!} says:
i'm sure it'll just
{fior\zongmin!} says:
hop around a little
{fior\zongmin!} says:
and do the occassional flying thing
{fior\zongmin!} says:
now that would be scary D:
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
OH DEAR. enter the world of whacky animals!
(thinks of my piglet chick and robin lion >_>)
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
It will suddenly open it's beak 360 degrees and roar
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Or start to laugh evilly.
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
haha i wonder what sound a puffin makes, though. i'll be let down if it sounds lile a duck.
{fior\zongmin!} says:
HAHAHA
{fior\zongmin!} says:
true.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
What if it's mute
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Like the mute swan
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
That isn't Mute.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
I know
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Cos I went up to one in Australia when I was 6
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
And it squawked.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Real loud.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Okay.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Puffins had better make some really cool sounds
jiaxuan--so it's alexander k reeves. : D says:
haha
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Like woofmeowmuahahameowquackhellowould youlikeacupoftea?
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
Yeah.
Charmaine the garfield is feeling out of sorts. says:
=)

(okay i don't think i'll post the rest of the convo, because it starts to degenerate into pure gibberish after the puffins thing - see above. but gosh, really, once you go off on a tangent, i don't think there's any going back. D:]

from ss, yesterday:-

teacher: (something along the lines of how we assume many things, like how when we take the very next step we presume the floor won't collapse and)...how you come to school with the understanding that i won't take out a sword and slice off your neck for no reason.

chinwei: i didn't know that.

during the math-exam-that-was-very-scary:-

teacher: are there any questions?

kezia: why's the paper so hard?!

today, during physics:-

(after this awesome demonstration on how to make things invisible - yes, invisible - with 2 beakers and some oil)
teacher: so from the demonstration, what do you need to do to make yourself invisible?

samantha: be a beaker!

and supposedly this is funny, so well.
in the library, seated most comfortably at the singaporean collection section (our favourite hideout during smp, hahaha):-

me: before i sneeze, let us talk (about) smp.

(yes i do give lame quotes as well.)

D: that was, long. haha now jx / charmaine can't bug me for not having posted the highlights of the convo, teehee. (: but honestly, y'all make my day, hahaha. :D

you, whose day it is, make it beautiful! (so look to this day!)

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